The sleaziest of Christmas Slashers
"This thing is just bleak as hell. So much sleaze. Watch it late, when you should be asleep."
This listing is for the standard edition Blu-ray. The limited edition slipcover (designed by Robert Sammelin) was limited to 5,000 units and is sold out. The two versions are identical, aside from the slipcover.
It's just days before Christmas in London, but not everyone is full of good cheer - as a maniac with a pathological hatred of Santa Claus stalks the streets, butchering any man that’s unlucky enough to be wandering around dressed as Old Saint Nick. Not restricting themself to any one method of murder, this twisted killer dishes out stabbings, gunshots, a castration, and even burns the face of one poor Santa on his own roasting chestnuts! As the bodies of slaughtered Father Christmases pile up, Chief Inspector Harris finds himself under increasing pressure to crack the case before the holiday is canceled for good!
The product of an extremely troubled production, DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS was the second stalk-and-slash collaboration between legendary exploitation producer Dick Randall (French Sex Murders) and former matinée idol Edmund Purdom (The Fifth Cord), after 1982’s deliciously bonkers Pieces. Originally conceived as Purdom’s directorial debut, the resulting footage was considered such a mess that much of it was rewritten and reshot by director Alan Birkinshaw (Killer’s Moon) under a pseudonym. The end result is a fascinating, and endlessly entertaining, patchwork of slasher film and super-sleazy thriller, punctuated by shocking moments of gore which appear almost out of nowhere, as well as an entirely gratuitous musical number from horror icon Caroline Munro (Maniac, Slaughter High) herself! Finally restored from original 35mm negative elements by Vinegar Syndrome and jam packed with new bonus features along with a selection of archival treats, including long lost scenes discovered in a rough cut, this is one present you won’t want to leave under the tree!
directed by: Edmund Purdom, Alan Birkinshaw
starring: Edmund Purdom, Caroline Munro, Alan Lake, Belinda Mayne, Mark Jones, Gerry Sundquist, Kelly Baker, Pat Astley
1984 / 87 min / 1.66:1 / English Mono
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Overall rating: 4.4612403 / 5 from 258 reviews.
Don't Open Till Christmas is a restored Blu-ray featuring a unique blend of slasher film and thriller elements, with shocking gore and a gratuitous musical number. Customers appreciate the fantastic transfer, beautiful artwork, and special features, making it a great addition to any horror collection.
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"This thing is just bleak as hell. So much sleaze. Watch it late, when you should be asleep."
"Not the most engaging horror film--I'd much rather watch Silent Night Deadly Night--but it's good enough. I'm not unsealing the shrink wrap until Christmas like the title says."
"Vinegar Syndrome did a great edition of this, but the movie was such a struggle for me. The plot was hammy and you could barely care for any of the characters. The murder scenes are decent though!"
"Can't think of a better way to celebrate Christmas. Tons of Santas getting brutally murdered, plenty of breasts, an intriguing mystery of who's actually doing the killing, and a dark gritty seedy London. What's not to love? Thank you Joe Bob and Darcy for bringing this to my attention. I love Pieces so I don't know how I missed this but the constant changing of directors behind the scenes explains a lot although I still thought it held together quite well considering that. Like Darcy said, it never gets boring, at least not for me, and I really liked Edmund Purdom in his role. Sure there are some inconsistencies and things that don't quite add up but eh who cares this film is a hoot to watch."
"Synopsis: In jolly old London town a deranged psychopath starts knocking off people dressed as Santa Claus in rather gruesome ways around Christmas. After her father is murdered Kate and her very insensitive boyfriend get involved in the investigation. Chief Inspector Harris, who recently received a present that states "DON'T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS", believes that the boyfriend may be involved but can't prove it. The bodies pile up and no one dressed like Santa is safe Review: If Santacide is your fetish this might send you into an ecstasy induced seizure. From a story perspective, this is all over the place, more than likely the result of a too many cooks (directors) situation. If you are looking for good gore, some decent sleaze, and nonsense then look no further than this underlooked holiday slashic. Carnage Count 4/5 Sleaze Score 3/5"
"A great Christmas slasher."
"Fun movie, but really nothing memorable. Proto-slasher with basic plot. Excellent picture quality though."
"This was such a great addition to my holiday horror collection!"
"Fun movie. The work done on this was a nice touch and a great addition in the genre."
"Great film for christmas and the like the little extra VS included in the slipcover for this!"
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