Not much Hoagie
"The title character is crudely realized but the biggest sin is he really isn’t around for much of the running time. This was a disappointment to the Friday night movie crew."
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This listing is for the standard edition Blu-ray. The limited edition slipcover was limited to 500 units and is sold out. The two versions are identical, aside from the slipcover.
Art Label is the new outlet for envelope-pushing arthouse and experimental cinema. Growing from previous work under the Verboden Video and Culture Shock Releasing banners, Art Label is focusing on films that challenge traditional rules of form and content. Art Label is broadening its roots in horror and exploitation, reaching into other dimensions of expression to give new kicks to a well-versed audience of cinematic thrill seekers. Even the most hardened moviegoers will find stimulation in Art Label's releases.
A mysterious egg contains an impish creature who can grant great power, for good or evil. Brendan Bean, a kindly family man, finds himself face to face with the bizarre creature, and before long a friendship for the ages develops. Meanwhile, the depraved Benny Piazza leads his deranged militia on a violent quest to reclaim the magical homunculi.
Matt Hewitt’s relentlessly strange love letter to the “little bastard” subgenre is as much reminiscent of its inspirations (think Gremlins, Munchies, Ghoulies) as it is completely original. There is nothing like Hoagie out there, and there likely never will be again. This self-assured feature, full of goopy latex practical effects and squibs, is the culmination of a lifetime of ambitious no-budget filmmaking.
directed by: Matt Hewitt
starring: Ryan Morley, Stephen Heath, Lenae Day
2025 / 106 min / 2.39:1 / English DTS-HD MA 2.0
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Overall rating: 4.5441175 / 5 from 68 reviews.
Hoagie is a unique and original horror film by Matt Hewitt, featuring practical effects and a bizarre storyline. It is praised for its originality and entertainment value, making it a must-watch for fans of the horror genre.
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"The title character is crudely realized but the biggest sin is he really isn’t around for much of the running time. This was a disappointment to the Friday night movie crew."
"A mixed bag for me, coming from someone who usually eats up dumbshit puppet movies. Half of the humor works for me and I had fun with those bits, and the other half is the twee-vulgar-quirk bullshit born of internet humor and I can't stand it. It's the kind of humor that is childish but is supposed to be funny because the word "fuck" or something gets tossed into it. Killed the momentum for me every time."
"Absolutely bizarre in the best Art Label way. A magical homunculus, militia chaos, goopy practical effects, and a full love letter to the “little bastard” creature-feature tradition. Sounds like the exact kind of handmade oddity that should not exist, but thankfully does."
"Hoagie is a quirky indie film that wins you over with its offbeat humor and genuine personality. It has a playful sense of fun throughout, never taking itself too seriously while still delivering an engaging story with memorable characters. The movie is an absolute blast when you embrace its unconventional style. Its charm comes from its creativity and enthusiasm, making it the kind of film that feels made with passion rather than a big budget. The practical effects fit the tone perfectly. They have a handmade quality that adds to the film’s personality and reinforces its independent spirit instead of trying to imitate larger productions. Overall, Hoagie is an entertaining, energetic watch that rewards viewers looking for something a little different."
"Fun anarchy like Bad Taste"
"Comedy release flick"
"Hoagie is a scrappy, character-driven indie that leans into awkward humor and small, personal moments. The performances feel natural and unforced, giving the story a grounded, slice-of-life quality. It’s a low-key watch, but its sincerity and offbeat charm make it quietly engaging."
"Hoagie ended up way better than I thought it was going to be, and I thought it was going to be at least entertaining. What we ended up with was an extremely fun DIY movie that is at goopy and wet as it is inventive. Matt Hewitt created something special with this one. The extras of Hoagie are excellent. Watching Hoagie’s House, I appreciated and loved the movie even more. The effects are so low budget but they turned out quite excellent. I haven’t watched the two shorts yet but appreciate that they are included. The slipcover design is great. Very happy I was able to pick this up!"
"This is awesome"
"Crazy wild, great special effects, highly recommended!"
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